Go to G  or to H

Face decaf! (98,1)

"Fart, R.A.F.!" (116)

Feds parry trams as martyr raps, "Def!" (00-350)

Feeble Tom's 'motel beef''. (00-350)

Ferret Tel Aviv a letter, ref. (245)

Ferret up mock computer, ref!  (1)

Ferret's nominal plan, "I (monster) ref" (290)

Fit, I repay my aperitif. (260)

Flaccid Ron, on step, pets no Nordic calf. (71)

Flag Alf! (148)

Flag no lad o’ God along, Alf. (237)

Flagellate my metal leg, Alf. (71)

"Fla[g/k,/p,/t,/w,/x,/y,] Alf!" (00-many)

Flap a cap, Alf. (237)

Flat penis is inept, Alf.  (102)

"Flaw on radar, now, Alf." (237)

Flay a wan rotten net torn away, Alf. (260)

Flay me on a canoe, my Alf. (110)

Flay no polo pony, Alf. (307)

Flee--baby peels a birch crib (a sleepy babe-elf.) (205)

Flee balsam Xmas lab: ‘E-elf'. (1)

Flee, dun as a nude elf. (105)

Flee elf! (85,many)

Flee no zoo, ozone elf! (98)

Flee to me, remote elf. (116)

Flee zoo, O ooze elf! (196)

Flee zoo ooze, elf! (164)

Fleecing niggard notables, Nita's a tinsel, baton-dragging, nice elf.  (5)

Fleet agenda bad; negate elf. (237)

Flesh--saw Mom wash self! (116)

Flex, elf! (97)

Flexatones use no tax elf.(260)

Flimsier Dr. Dre is MILF. (144)

"Flo," we re-wailed at a deli, " a werewolf?" (200)

Flog Ford, Dr. of golf. (109)

Flog sad loser, Al Gore--zero glares, old as golf. (109)

Florida dad, I Rolf. (88)

Flow on Ma, I am no wolf. (00-350)

Flow to her ore, hot wolf. (352)

Flower Ewoks K.O. werewolf. (00-350)

Flower, ire wolf. (309)

Flu got [Viv] to Gulf… (144,[372])

Foe M.D., Irene, rid me of. (200)

Foe of Des, I've let one vixen assess an ex I've no televised foe of. (260)

Fool, as a witness I do dissent, "I was aloof." (307)

Fool Asa's aloof. (200)

For Elle's a signatory to a cacao memo a cacao tyro, Tang, is a seller of. (260)

For pain, rehab a hernia, Prof. (260)

Fresh side dish, Serf? (307)

Fresh slew slime now on Emil's Welsh serf. (307)

Freshen omelette lemon, eh, serf? (103)

Frustrate Lyle--fasten a net safely--let Art surf! (71)

Frustrate 'Net tenet, Art--surf! (98)

Frustrate: set art, surf. (237)

G

GI boot's too big. (237)

GI: "Boston's not so big." (260)

GI buoy’s bank nabs you big. (237)

G.I. got Toledo code lotto gig. (237)

G.I., rig! (1)

Gab at a bag? (1)

Gab, barge in: i.e. "grab bag!" (1)

Gabe toted a jade tote-bag.  (200)

Gabe's on a nosebag. (97)

Gabe's ondogram is a level (as I mar God) nosebag. (282)

Gabe's onto, Hal, a hot nosebag. (200)

"Gable," gabs God, "a ninepin I pen in a dog's bagel bag." (254)

Gahagan did nag a hag.  (200)

Gage gag. (85)

Gagne, I made Damien gag. (245)

Gale, lag! (85)

Gall a Roman in a moral lag. (4)

"Gals draw," yawned Ray Arden, "wayward slag." (71)

Gals net Lombardy lion in oily drab molten slag. (260)

Gamely grab ARGYLE mag. (1)

Gander on, Giselle, sign it, else I call a felt tile "mossy" as my gym says some little fallacies let in Giselle's ignored nag. (260)

Gardner, end rag! (237)

Garret, SIN is a sinister rag! (1)

"Gas tit, Elroy," ordered Roy, "or let it sag!" (71)

(Gasp!) Marcia, I cramp, sag!  (71)

Gateman, a Toyota Sahara has a Toyota nametag. (307)

Gate-man sees name, garage-man sees name-tag. (10)

Gaze no fog, (I, Zo, spy lace by array) be Calypso zig of one zag. (237)

Gazelle, zag! (226)

Gelatin knit a leg![?] (4,[85])

Gems it is, Meg! (11,148?)

German Oprah snips Tahiti hat, spins harp on A.M., Reg. (254)

Gert, I saw Ron avoid a radio-van--or was it Reg? (11)

"Gib, stir or recipe not pure; erupt on epic error- its big."  (373)

Gibe big. (85)

Gibs, are "polio toil" operas big? (252)

Giddier ore I'd dig. (88)

Gigolos add a solo gig. (260)

Gigolos did solo gig. (307)

Gip went at new pig. (122)

Gipper, prep pig. (200)

Girl (a mini-maid) Eva gave Di a minimal rig. (11)

Girl, I owe Nabob a new oil rig. (4)

Girlies ban an abseil rig. (260)

Girlless, agnostic, I Tsongas, sell rig. (88)

Girth guards draught rig. (237)

Gnash teeth to bosses' uses so both teeth sang. (260)

Gnat sums mustang. (4)

Gnaw on no wang. (334)

Gnome, do not draw a "mood o' doom" award to no demon 'G'. (1)

Gnostics: I disc ‘it’ song. (237)

Gnu hung. (00-350)

Gnu test, O Amy, assumed emus say "Mao Tse-Tung". (260)

Gnus' toner as gnostic illiteracy let a tsar evoke epistle-mad negatedacts; a vast cadet agenda melts; I peek over a stately caret; illicit songs are not sung.(260)

Go bandanaed, draw, oh, Howard Dean, a DNA bog. (255)

Go Bill: it's "sip it safe, fast--I piss 'till I bog." (1)

Go by bog. (85)

Go call a cog. (237)

Go, dare vomit, Tim, over a dog! (00-350)

Go decal a Palace dog. (237)

Go deliver a dare, vile dog. (116)

Go deliver a rat for a 'tar'(oft a rare, vile dog.) (204)

Go, demon gnome dog! (237)

Go, desire vagina--man, I gave; rise, dog! (00)

Go do colossal class, O loco dog! (237)

Go, do, dog. (78)

Go--do mush, Sumo dog. (200)

Go--do not pass sap to no dog! (1)

Go, do not tack cat to no dog. (104)

Go, dog! (85,many)

Go, Dot, to dog! (1)

"Go, droop aloof," (sides reversed, is) "fool a poor dog." (10)

Go droop, stop--onward draw no pots, poor dog.  (00)

Go 'duo', you dog! (1)

Go dynamic, I’m “any dog.” (237)

Go, family, by Lima fog. (237)

Go, fan a fog. (27-1)

Go, fan on a fog! (237)

Go far off for a fog. (260)

Go, feel free deer--flee fog. (237)

Go, fog! (85)

Go free data, deer, fog. (237)

Go free, peer fog. (237)

Go, Frere, cross sorcerer fog. (237)

Go fret a water, fog. (340)

Go from life, sir--rise film or fog! (11)

Go, "G"! (1)

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog. (00+/or97)

Go help Mister Bret, simple hog. (00-350)

Go help--Murdoch's a cash cod rumple hog. (255)

Go, help pin a nipple hog! (1)

Go, hog! (2)

Go home, demo hog.(237)

Go, janitor pro Tina, jog. (237)

Go Jerusalem Ace Camel--a sure jog. (237)

Go, Jesse--jog! (327)

"Go Jews!" Aaron says, sassy as Nora as we jog. (260)

Go jog. [Go, (c/f/h/l)og.] (1)

Go land a DNA log. (237)

Go later Greta--log. (237)

Go lay Barb's bra by a log. (307)

Go, Omar, oft, for a Moog. (200)

Go Tatah, chat a fog! (237)

Go-cart Xena set Arnie in rates an extra cog. (260)

God, a red nugget--a fat egg under a dog! (6)

God, a saw was a dog! (116)

God, a slap Paris, sir, appals a dog! (23)

God, a wasp saw a dog! (1)

God, as a dastard igniting I drat, sad as a dog. (254) 

God, as a were-wolf, did flow--ere was a dog! (1)

'God as all!'--I saw it, felt it, left; I was ill as a dog. (118)

God, as is, Ian, Anais is a dog! (200)

God, Asa, KC is sick as a dog! (307)

God, assess a dog! (1)

God, ax a dog!? (1)

"God damn it, a satin-mad dog!" (260)

God deified dog. (98)

"God, deliver a person's 'No!'s re Pa (reviled dog.)" (1)

God deliver a reviled dog! (109)

"God, Delsy--a gay sled dog!" (71)

God, Di, Bart sold a sad, lost rabid dog. (255)

God, Edam made dog. (116)

God hexes sex, eh dog? (326)

God, I, Ed, sung Agnus Dei Dog. (237-1)

God, Lee H. Oswald, I'm amid law, so heel dog! (307)

God lived as a devil dog. (116)

God lived not on Devil Dog. (200)

God lived on no devil dog. (00)

God loaned Eden AOL--dog! (1)

God, Nate bit a Tibetan dog! (16)

God, now Anna sees Otto sees Anna won, dog. (262)

God on W, "As I saw, no dog." (298)

"God, red nudes suck cock!" cussed Underdog. (307)

"God, sage, bill a call!" I beg as 'dog'.  (344)

God save[d/s] Eva's dog. (327/70)

God saw I was dog. (116)

God sees pup; pup sees dog. (337)

God smote Tom's dog. (200)

God, son, I was a wino's dog.  (307)

God, Steph pets dog! (1)

“God--sue us, dog!”  (1)

God, to have Eva--hot dog! (13)

God to Hegel, "Locate Beta College hot dog!" (1)

Goddesses, bored now, assess a wonder-obsessed dog. (260)

Goddesses so pay a possessed dog. (10)

God's asleep, Arden, as nine mown women, insane, drape Elsa's dog.  (254)

God's dogma I deified: I am God's dog. (98)

God's ewe's dog! (98)

Gods eye Keyes' dog. (299)  

God's rat tars dog.  (2)

Gods ridicule lucid IRS dog. (6)

Gods sass dog. (1)

Gods send a madness: dog. (85)

God's use, Jamie: I'm a Jesus dog! (254-1)

Golconda had no clog. (88)

Gold Elf furniture--be rut in ruffled log. (237)

Gold elf furred nut under ruffled log. (237)

Gold [eyes] eyed log. (237)

Gold (I call it sanitised; I have sanitised art): Hannah trades it in as Eva hides it in a still acid log. (260)

Golden G.I.s signed log. (307)

Goldenrod a silly ram ate, wan on a wet, amaryllis-adorned log. (5)

Goldenrod adorned log! (98-1)

"Golf on, no flog." (290)

Goliath, tail Og. (77)

Gong G.E.'s eggnog. (200)

Gong: get set, Ed--detest eggnog! (71)

Gore dialed Anita Pat in Adelaide, Rog. (200)

Gorge grog! (17)

Gorged, I hide grog. (372)

"Gorgon--no grog!" (4)

Got a tog? (4+/or87)

Grenada had an erg. (88)

Grenades used an erg. (260)

Grub went Newberg. (85)

Grubs knife Finksburg. (88)

Grubs ordered, Rosburg? (200)

Gulp [a] plug. (00--many)

Gulp a slab o' balsa plug. (6)

Gulp--cadet torn on a non-rotted AC plug! (1)

Gulp I to Pat: "I tap a taboo boob; a tap, a tit, a pot I plug!" (71)

"Gulp snot," sobs Tip, "made damp, it's Boston's plug." (71)

Gulp tub, but plug. (17)

"Gum--to help pay a way-apple-hot mug!"  (306)

Gumshoe Ohm's mug. (200)

Guns fired, I arm a ram-raider if snug. (260)

Gurbanguly, my lug, nab rug. (255)

"Gustav Klimt milk vats--ug!" (6)

Gutsy uglies ban an abseil guy's tug. (260)

H

H: (sarcastic...)"It's a crash." (11)

Ha--I, mere, Jones, a Red, erase no Jeremiah. (254)

Ha, I ram Mariah! (279)

Ha, I rush to my lion oily moths, Uriah. (10)

Ha, I'm 'ere, Jeremiah! (4)

Ha, jar, level Rajah! (354)

Ha, Lil, Edna is an Asian Delilah. (200)

Ha...one man did name Noah. (372)

Ha--robed Selim smiles, Deborah! (16)

Ha--Tunisia is in Utah?! (363)

Hades I've devised, ah! (106)

Hair, a pain, a madness end as Sara’s sadness, end a man: I, a pariah.  (71)

"Hair: a placid emu rug" said Ann, Nadia's guru (medical pariah!). (260)

Hal, Boston's not so blah. (226)

Hal, I led Delilah. (4,71)

Hal, I led [no pup upon/Otto O. to toot to] Delilah. (71)

Hal lasts, Allah! (144)

Hall, at a hotspot, stops to hat Allah. (200)

Hannah did deed, did Hannah? (4)

Hannah sees madam as a madam sees Hannah. (4)

Hannahs sass Hannah. (1)

Hanoi dares use radio--nah! (21)

Hanoi's Net-sex ale relaxes tension ... ah! (260)

Harass selfless Sarah. (16)

Harass sensuousness, Sarah. (10)

Harassed a hotbed deb to hades, Sarah? (364)

Hard at toil (lest I awe) he waits: Elliott Adrah. (1)

Harp on one essay - as seen on Oprah! (260)

Harpo Marx on a teleport rope let an ox ram Oprah. (260)

Harpo, note my Lima family met on Oprah. (307)

Harpoon no Oprah. (88)

Harpo's piss sips Oprah. (307)

Harpo's sips piss Oprah.  (307-1)

Has no garden robe borne dragons, ah? (254)

"Hat up, Utah!" (85)

Hat uses are named if a noble ET negates a set; a genteel bona fide man erases Utah. (260)

Hate, tirade, ego patinaed Dean, it apogeed--a rite--TAH! (107)

Have nine gage Ninevah. (144)

"Have ninth girl alright, Ninevah!" (237)

He (aside), "Sum amused Isa, eh?" (11)

He denies I seined, eh? (88)

He did, eh? (116)

He dubs, “No I.T. poker trek options, Bud.” eh? (1)

He emits a poem or a flag, Abe, to tax a tote-bag Alfa Romeo pastime, eh? (260)

He emits it in a fat pod at summer: "A harem must adopt a fan; it is time, eh?" (260)

He eructates pus I'd nab and is upset at cure, eh? (260)

He faced decaf, eh? (237-1)

"He goddamn mad dog, eh?" (12)

He goddamned dirt-ridden mad dog, eh?  (307)

He harasses Sarah, eh? (00)

He laid at Ararat a dial, eh? (201)

He laminated a cadet animal, eh? (88)

He lived as a devil, eh? (16)

He made Edam, eh? (98)

He made Nile pipeline dam, eh? (237-1)

He maps spam, eh? (116)

He may at last salt a yam, eh? (260)

He murmurs, “Rum, rum…” eh? (1)

He naps ne'er, Greenspan, eh? (200)

He or I act at Cairo, eh? (88)

"He pans dissimilar Eves to get a mate, yet a mate got several I miss!" I'd snap, eh? (260)

He parts arboreal Evon's novel aero-bra strap, eh? (260)

He parts boobs—trap, eh? (1)

He pets step, eh? (2)

He piles on severed nudes used under Eve's nose-lip, eh? (260)

He plugs toilet at Eliot's, (gulp) eh? (245)

He pulled Dell up, eh? (98)

He reliant nailer, eh? (98)

He repaid a no-name Pacific Apeman on a diaper, eh?  (347)

He repaid a mom a diaper, eh? (223)

He ruffled elf fur, eh? (226-1)

He sat in a taxi, left Felix at Anita's, eh? (354)

"He sees Enid and lo, hot to trot--or tot to hold!" Nadine sees, eh? (1)   

He sees (not sober!) ere Boston sees, eh? (00)

He set up side disputes, eh? (98)

He snoops spoons, eh? (1)

He snubs Bob's buns, eh? (1)

He spots one last sale--no stops, eh? (98)

He stabs bats, eh? (2)

He stabs Mom's bats, eh? (234)

He starts, "Di, Matisses sit amidst rats, eh?"  (200)

He stole lots, eh? (98,109)

He stops Ms. Pots, eh? (287)

He stops spots, eh? (00-many)

He stressed,"No garden index if I fixed nine dragon desserts." eh? (104)

He stung--oh!--"hog nuts", eh? (364)

He subs as bus, eh?  (2)

He sued Amadeus, eh? (71)

He swept pews, eh? (85-1)

He taps Pat, eh? (2)

He ties it in a site, you demo some duo, yet I sanitise it, eh? (260)

He tips for a {jar/jar of roses or for a jar/jar of roses or for attar of roses or for a jar] of spit, eh? (260)

He toped at a depot, eh? (88)

He tops pot, eh?  (2)

He traded a [jaded art,/jade dart,] eh? (242)

He traded art, eh? (98)

He trades it in as I sanitised art, eh? (260)

He traps part, eh? (88)

He was a saw, eh? (2)

He was analytic: "A parrot left on time, rang up millions ... no, I'll impugn a remit not felt or rapacity Lana saw, eh?" (260)

He, we, sew, eh? (1)

He ‘wets’ stew, eh? (1)

He wolfs, "Ah, won't I draw an award--it now has flow, eh?" (1)

He won a Toyota now, eh? (205)

He won kismetic ire to see esoteric items I know, eh? (260)

He won race car now, eh? (00)

He won Red Rod Order now, eh? (237)

He won snow, eh? (116)

He wondered: is no colossal eel as solo considered now, eh? (11)

He won't fight a ban if I, Jesus, use Jif in a bath gift now, eh? (260)

He won't fight a math gift now, eh? (224)

He won't now, eh? (98)

He won't sign 'gist' now, eh? (1)

He yodels, "Sled--oy!" eh? (1)

Hear a loud duo, Lara--eh? (372)

"Heavenward drawn, Eva, eh?" (71)

He'd examined all law on missed dogs' eyes: "I've distended nets I devise, yes, goddess, I'm now all laden ... I'm axed, eh?" (260)

He'd render a red nerd, eh? (00)

Hegel, sleep tender--red net peels leg, eh? (355)

Hell, a hymn is in Allan 'n' Allan is in my hall, eh? (62)

Hell, a spacecraft farce caps all, eh? (5)

Hell, Abe, yes, egad, nab bandages--eyeball, eh!? (1)

"Hell, ace--Ron, Gipper, Rep. pig--no recall, eh?"  (277) 

Hell, as Reg, Nation, oh, saw evil (alive!) wash on--O it angers all, eh? (1) 

Hell is not a tonsil, Leh! (152)

Hell, it's a Toyota still, eh? (1)

Hell, it's [a] still, eh? (71)

"Hello...rare macaroni ocelots stole coin or a camera roll, eh?" (370)

"Hello--toll, eh?" (1)

Help Max, Enid--in example 'H'. (16)

Her "Eve's noose" we soon sever, eh? (16)

"Here, help Muriel--I'm Sid," I smile, "I rumple her, eh?" (71)

"Here, no boner, is Rod--a tamale's mad damsel--a matador, Sire; no boner, eh?" (71)

Here no orchestral arts, eh, crooner, eh? (11)

Here so long--no loser, eh? (10)

Here we sniff on urine, men--I run off in sewer, eh? (71)

Hero Brahms: a gross orgasm harbor, eh? (260)

Hero, do nose's acne - poison, a clove, volcanos -  I open cases on odor, eh? (260)

Hero to my belle by motor, eh? (260)

Herod never a care vendor, eh? (260)

Heroine slave I demote to medieval senior, eh? (254)

Heroine's senior, eh? (260)

He's a caramel in Niger, Dakar--a bum in Soho--Hosni Mubarak, a dreg in Nile maracas, eh? (71)

He's god of UFO dogs, eh? (200)

He’s a foe, so note time we meld, Lem, ewe mite to nose of Aseh! (1)

He's an ROTC actor, Naseh. (1)

He's Bob's, eh? (2)

He's drawn it inwards, eh? (71)

He's let Omnibus sub in motels, eh? (1)

He's selfless, eh? (174,98)

He's S.O.B. liar trail boss, eh? (200)

He's told Ella I did LA; Vivaldi dialled lots, eh? (260)

Hess sees Spandau quad, naps, sees SS, eh? (260)

Hester, germs in an okra den I fed define dark onanism regrets, eh? (260)

Hew hay, Yahweh! (98)

Hey--Art's straw warts stray, eh? (1)

Hey, Brad Pitt, tip Darby, eh? (200)

Hey, do rap parody, eh? (200)

Hey, KS Val's in at Stanislavsky, eh?  (200)

"Hey," Latinos in unison, "Italy, eh?" (327)

"Hey Lisa, enemy call a gel oceany-green!" sneer gynaeco-legal lacy men easily, eh? (260)

"Hey, Menelaus, unusual enemy, eh?"  (71)

"Hey, no mere ceremony, eh?" (71)

Hey, no polo pony, eh?  (322)

"Hey, too sooty, eh?" (71)

Hobo janitors rot in a job, oh! (307)

Hoopla cover-ups must suborn, in robust sums, pure vocal 'pooh.' (94)

Hose nude dunes, oh! (252)

Hot news, Di: one day my adenoids went "oh"! (260)

How apes use paw...oh! (237)

Hug a bared nun under a bag, uh? (71)

Husk, sad, asks, "Uh?" (1)

 

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