RECENTLY ADDED TO THE ARCHIVES (past six months):

Burlap apes use papal rub!
Known: a man wonk.
Peer Clinton's not "nil creep"?!                            (364)       
'Kayak Salami', I'm 'Alaska Yak.'                    05-05-08
He stung--oh!--"hog nuts", eh?
Harassed a hotbed deb to hades, Sarah?

DART's Ada had a Strad.
Lana canoed under Fred, nude, on a canal.
Art, I've Levitra!!                                                        (200)
Pat, no strident Utne dirt's on tap.                            04-28-08
K.C. or Deb nixes sex in Bedrock.
Nude Wren or Ocala coroner we dun.
" Di, a shallot," Ayatollah said.

Dog sex, even if fine, vexes God.            (363)
Ha--Tunisia is in Utah?!                      04-19-08

"O naughty me, tut, it's Bush - substitute, myth, guano."     (109)    04-19-08

Do I report sea moth to Maestro, period?        (11)    04-12-08

Della, Canadian aid Ana called.
Merde, Enid, I need R.E.M.
Suk curses ruckus.
Knife de fink.
Wardroom Moor, ........draw!
“Eli, man, a brutal flat Urbana mile!”                    (200)
An insipid dip is Nina.                                      04-09-08
Venal pastrami mart's a plan, Ev.
No iron in Orion?
Do regard, I ordered, 'roid rager o.d.
Reg, it was in Amman I saw Tiger.
Pilsner is not on siren's lip.

Semites are lepers, we Jews repel, erase times.    (362)    04-08-08

"Spotless," Ev said, " are Vera Dias' vessel tops."
Ned, I am (DNA) hot to handmaiden.
Levar, nun act can unravel.
Dennis, devil may care, racy A.M. lived, sinned.        (200)   
Sleek Upton did not puke, Els.                                3-15-08
No, Casie's Rome remorse is a con.
No side 'B,'  Edison?

"See, Pete, elf's fleet epees?"		(355)	3-15-08

No, Eli, pile on!
So many delay Yale dynamos!                        (109)        3-4-08
Part-Eli bunnies, pale, lapse in nubile trap!

"A global lab, Olga!"         (355)    2-23-08

Trader ogre, er, gored rat!
No parts, oh ghost, rap on.
Pots emit time-stop!                (1)        2-22-08
Pat, emit time tap.
Dog sees pup sees God.

No, Dote not on E.T., o Don.
"Destroy, Amy, May orts." -- Ed.         (200)
Oh, Cy spat at a psycho!                   02-22-08
Naber, vegan, did nag Ev re ban.
Last, I fort error retrofit, Sal.

Done raw, a nut can act unaware; nod.

Stare not, stare not, else dudes let one rat stone rats.
Staple domes on a level a nose model pats.
No wire papayas I raffle stipulate metal - plate metal! - up itself far", I say, "a paper I won."
O slate bidet, a sod I bilk radared nudes used under a dark libido, sated, I bet, also.                            (260)
I'm a Dane; a maenad, am I?                                                                                                            02-08-08
Reviled dire women I do if, for a fat solicitor esteemed under a bar, a bared nude meet's erotic: I lost a far-off iodine mower I'd deliver.
Won't I Xerox a fax or exit now?
No, Tasmania gained a den; I again am sat on.
We sew no melanin in a lemon we sew.
Now I'd named no-one, no foe was selfless; as selfless awe of one noon demand I won.
Wasting is a sign I won, knowing is a sign it saw.

"Nemo, we love to vote!"—Vole Women.
 Ned, I, a man, had a GM, a dam, "Azzam" Adam Gadahn, a maiden.
 Noose me soon.
 Regula's MIA aims a luger.
Di did, odd Dodi did.                                                                (255)
An Aid Sees Diana.                                                               02-08-08
KC, its an iPhone: no tone, no hp, in a stick.
Let Rack Centre block Colbert Neck Cartel.
It’s a task: Colbert Neck Centre blocks a Tasti.
TI boyz OK rash Sarkozy obit.
Paris, I Rap.

Rot, Laertes did set realtor!
Ocelot Stole Co.
Liam, Li, answer Drew: snail mail.
Yahweh did hew hay.
No pup e'er creep up on.
Tin ( I sip it, Tip) is in it.
Rep. Pate Otto got: (toe tapper.)                                    (200)
Well, Anais surmises I'm Russian, Al. -- Lew.             02-08-08
Nam gab: Asa was a bagman.
Spot Pop's pop-tops?
Peel's abed, Deb, asleep.
Ed, ursine's Ira--arisen, is rude.
Nam's DNA bandsman.
Del, ban eagle Helga enabled.

Now stop, major-general, are negro jam-pots won?
But Ragusa store, babe, rots a sugar-tub.
No, it's a bar of gold, a bad log for a bastion!                    (112)
"No sot, nor Ottawa law at Toronto, son!"                     02-07-08
Eureka--till I pull up ill, I take rue!

Regal sip is lager.
Bob a Nabob.
Gip went at new pig.        (122)
Selim smiles.                 02-05-08
Part at a trap.
Dennis sinned.
I'm a Dad, am I?

"Di, as I nurse it, I lit so hot a gel as to let (on a note) lotsa legato hostilities run", I said.
Put in Rubik cube now: as I saw one buck, I burn it up.
No nurses OD on PCP, no doses run on.

He eructates pus I'd nab and is upset at cure, eh?
Eructate sputum, son; no smut upset at cure.
Eructate semen I fed to lasses sane men assess a lot; define me set at cure.
Em eyes Ned; I am sad-eyed: a camera had eyed a harem a cad eyed as maidens eye me.
Sam rubs madams - Burma's.
Nets afire, monomania truces abate; so to set a base curtain, a monomer I fasten.
Nets afire, monomania trucks a maddened damask curtain, a monomer I fasten.                (260)
Nets I lose can nip a pinnace, so listen!                                                                          01-25-08
Nets I lose can ruffle symbols amid a sad "I'm-a-slob-myself" furnace, so listen!
Nets I omit can add an act I moisten.
Nets a hero bared nullify a mix I may fill under a bore ... hasten!
Refasten art nine poetic eroded amici made; do recite "open intranet safer".
Moths, if refastened on a node, net safer fish, Tom.
Di, beg never to hasten tisane men, as it nets a hot revenge bid.
"Now if I'd dash a jar, a hamster frets," maharajahs add if I won.
To get a mania, grab a bargain a mate got.
To gain a man in a mania, grab a bargain a man in a mania got.

Apple, help Pa!
Amen, I play alpine, Ma.                                               (1)
Evil dog Ron, nor tame matron, nor God, live.           01-22-08
God, assess a dog!

"Dede, red roses," ordered Ed.
Saw Ira, by a gay bar I was.
It's a Motel Six Isle, Tom Asti.
We nerd i.d. did renew?
Drat, Sade's a base dastard.
Diego lost a fatso loge i.d.
Snap-On Tools loot no pans.                    (200)
Redd, Al pets a stepladder.                     01-01-08
Re-boo Goober.
Tip, I sip it.
Anaheim, Mo, cottons not to commie Hana.
Rude veep peeved Ur.
Den Ma Deb be damned!
Eh, so modify Fido, Moshe?

"A Hamilton's not Lima--ha!"       (355)       01-01-08

Vietnamese tarts' acting is a sign it castrates 'em, ante IV.
Aims on a site so nasal are feral as a nose: 'tis anosmia.
Pull a beetroot to Otto, or tee ball up.
Tim, Dan acts if I cap a sap, as a pacifist can admit.
Rednesses or a note let a mate let on a rose's sender.
Define myriad imams in a gap as a paganism amid airy men I fed.
So oral laws are verified on a node: I fire Vera's wallaroos.
Slave octuplets - oh, a top satanism! - sin at a spot a hostel put coevals.
Nurse, I tire: venal, priapic, in a panic, I pair plane verities ... run!
Traci, many do real aerodynamic art.
Mel ogled a ticklish silk citadel golem.
Snail art suaveness enacted etc. an Essene v. Australians.                       
Snail: it persevered, ruminated under a red nude tan: "I murder reptilians".          (260)                    
Marian I ram as a marina I ram.                                                                     12-31-07
"No, it rots," I droned, "I am a foe of a maiden - or distortion."
"Parities reverse it," I rap.
Nail a Moslem act so laden ruts turned a lost camel Somalian.
Cain, a monomaniac, sees Cain, a monomaniac.
A rep on a task can see snacks at an opera.
Dilated, I bed a jar of pot as a top for a bidet; a lid.
Busy LED under a dark-cap flower, omen of one more wolf-pack, radared nudely: sub.
"Straddle hot elder A.J." says Sissy, as Jared Leto held darts.
Dali bade both to bed a bi lad.
A glossolalia web won't now bewail a loss, Olga.
Tonya doth promise to veto rote votes I morph today ... not.
Murderee, never ask a yak firer if kayaks are veneered rum.

He parts boobs—trap, eh?
Paget saw a wasp saw a waste gap.
I’m a ‘ho’, oh am I?                                                  (1)
Dee, see, seed!                                                    12-21-07
Mad, rats tar dam!
Zero Monday as I say, “Ad--no more 'Z'”
Trader Ogre, paper gored art!

Kayak a tide, edit a Kayak.
Was it a rare era rat I saw?                    (361)        12-18-07
Step on tegs, get no pets.

Did no locale crap a parcel a colon did?            (360)    12-08-07

Age Monica in Niacin-Omega.
Deliver files mad as a damsel, if reviled.
Leno, locate PETA colonel.
Loot Reba's saber tool.                                            (359)
Slam iced decimals!                                              12-08-07
"No!" is iced decision.
Rep aides process a passe corpse diaper.
Baton is a Crete maid's diameter casino tab.
Damsel Doodle's mad!

Tubas abut.

Dig ruts: it is turgid.
Ducal lips spill a cud.
We naively allay Levi anew.
Burn a cigarette rag I can rub.
Snot pellets ape pastel leptons.
So Genevese divide seven egos.
Stacy, moths add dash to my cats.
Defer a shallot; ayatollahs are fed.
No herd acts in an onanist cadre, hon.
Nurse, I democratise cinema game: nice sitar comedies run.
So to no greener esplanade Tim must ride; nor on dirt summited an alp serene, ergo not O/S.
"Tide mate taken in", I say, as if I say asinine Kate tamed it.
New-era style tome remits us nectar at census time remotely, Tsar Ewen.
Net aerial: by not signing up mistier ire it's impugning, is Tony Blair eaten?
Bush's in a data warding issue: torpid as a re-voting nit over a sad "I, Proteus" sign I draw at a Danish sub.
Spare parts, rudder frames or prose mar Fred Durst rape raps.                                                                     (260)            
Sex obese LA pensioner nixes; sex in Reno is Nepalese boxes.                                                                  11-29-07 
Pull a llama, Dana Cabot, in a Manitoba Canada mall, all up.
Crass orgasm regret: fast, sullen, it nests in an onanist sentinel, lusts after germs, a gross arc.
Dip a root's tip in tactile rife fire-lit catnip: it's too rapid.
To give Levi a name Deon ate, get an oedema naive Levi got.
Trade tin UFOs' work cats in; I stack rows of united art.
Spill a tin egg I bottle, belay a Yale belt to big genital lips.
Suborn acting: I saw a sign it can rob us.
Suborn actors in Ephesus, eh? … penis rot can rob us.
Suborn action: I sack Roy, we nag a New York casino; it can rob us.
No, we both promise I'm on ocean, anableps; I dispel banana economies I morph to be won.
So, Ed, I verify Blair tapes EPA trial-by-fire videos.
Demi Moore cinema tasks a tame nice roo mimed.
Wonderbra gyms: is my garb red now?
To note dull aisles made vital up in a motel, I pay a pile to manipulative damsels I allude to not.
No nurse is at NAFTA, ergo great fantasies run on.
Parcel truths in a Danish turtle crap.

Sore Del, irate, met a riled Eros!
Ed (irate), "Get a ride!#?"                                        (1)        11-21-07
Dee, stop, for a jade lion oiled a jar of pot seed!

Must save vast sum.
Page gawks at task wage gap.                    (358)        11-15-07
Aerate pipet area.

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